Since 90% of my New York Facebook buddies have posted status updates relating to the weather--from the mundane ("Ugh. This rain is bringing me down.") to the clever ("Just spotted Noah floating down the 4th fairway at Bethpage."), I figured I'd blog about the rain today. I know, not much to be said about the rain other than, well, it's wet, but I've been focusing a lot on the most effective rain-combating styles since clearly my puma/jeans choice was the wrong one.
One of the most popular city-slicker rain looks is the rubber rain boot. The boots shown below can be found at J.Crew from $50-$115, but you can also pick up a more standard pair at an Army Supply store for around $25. Sure, the industrial ones won't have cute characters on them, but no matter how you spin it, these things are always pretty ugly. Capable of plowing through the giant pools that form on street corners, but ugly.
While the below look might seem like an impractical choice, any New Yorker can tell you that one of the most disturbing things about the rain is having the bottoms of your jeans dragging on the wet ground, picking up all kinds of nastiness on your way to wherever you're trying to go (ideally to the doctor for a tetnus shot). This look prevents that nastiness, even if you do need to precariously hobble.
The O.E.D. defines "Inadvertist" as "One who persistently fails to take notice of things." I'm sorry this word has fallen out of popular use, especially when I want to scream "Inadvertist!" to any number of people who know nothing of umbrella etiquette and fail to notice, well, my head while weilding their unweildy umbrellas. As effective as they may be, the ubiquitous golf umbrella should be avoided unless one is on a golf course.